1. (Source: the-second-choice, via pride)

  2. wanksclub:

    i hope all of this is a dream i’m having at the age of 7

    (via plunged)

  3. tyleroakley:

    And here we have Troye discretely checking out boys on the London underground.

    (via voldemort-twerks-for-jesus)

  4. coluring:

    If I was hot I’d probably be super slutty.

    (Source: coluring, via voldemort-twerks-for-jesus)

  5. bonaventure-:

    my sister just texted me out of nowhere “do you want some pizza rolls i accidentally made 80” 

    (via crystallized-teardrops)

  6. iwantyoureffingtatertots:

    I want someone who will sit on a rooftop with me at 2 in the morning and will tell me their favorite songs and their family problems and how they think the earth was made

    (via voldemort-twerks-for-jesus)

  7. queen-of-quiet-queefs:

    unityy:

    Finish this s

    oulja boy off in this hoe Watch me crank it Watch me roll Watch me crank that soulja boy Then super man that hoe Now watch me you (crank that soulja boy) Now watch me you (crank that soulja boy) Now watch me you (crank that soulja boy) Now watch me you (crank that soulja boy)

    (via voldemort-twerks-for-jesus)

  8. (Source: tupash, via andranawayinhersleep)

  9. lameborghini:

    getting caught taking selfies in public changes u as a person

    (via iwantmypinkshirtback44)

  10. wittyandcharming:

    THESE PARENT BIRDS ARE SO BEAUTIFUL LIKE BIRDY DRAG QUEENS WITH FLAWLESS EYELINER AND THE BABY LOOKS LIKE AN UNFINISHED MUPPET AND I’M DEAD.

    (via voldemort-twerks-for-jesus)